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Hollywood Trash Heap: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
My childhood conversations with God mostly amounted to me asking Him, in my head, to move something if He was real. Surely nothing ever moved, but that didn’t stop my continued instance that He
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Cocktail (1988)
While all the other high-schoolers were drinking like fish, young Nick Honeck was “sober since ’82.” It isn’t just that I’d never been drunk, I’d never even willingly took a drink of alcohol until
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Leonard Part 6 (1987)
I met one of my best friends, Matt, in a writing class. This wasn’t a college class, it was a class we both elected to take as professional in our free time. He was
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
In the summer of 2010, I performed my first wedding services as an officiant. I got ordained online by the Universal Life Church. People always ask me what I had to do, I just
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
I’ve always told people I like cats more than dogs. This probably isn’t true. What I mean is that I think cats are more interesting than dogs. For the most part, the motives of
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Bolero (1984)
In the handful of relationships I’ve had, I’ve always shied away from public displays of affection (PDA). To me, there was something so indulgent about PDA, so impossibly assured yet so nakedly yearning and
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Inchon (1982)
When I was in college, it was determined that I’d need two of my wisdom teeth removed. This is not an uncommon thing to happen. I remember being really anxious as the date drew
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Mommie Dearest (1981)
How do you get back at your mother after a lifetime of physical and verbal abuse? Well, if you are Christina Crawford, daughter of Hollywood royalty Joan Crawford, you write a book about your
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