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Hollywood Trash Heap: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
My childhood conversations with God mostly amounted to me asking Him, in my head, to move something if He was real. Surely nothing ever moved, but that didn’t stop my continued instance that He
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Cocktail (1988)
While all the other high-schoolers were drinking like fish, young Nick Honeck was “sober since ’82.” It isn’t just that I’d never been drunk, I’d never even willingly took a drink of alcohol until
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
In the summer of 2010, I performed my first wedding services as an officiant. I got ordained online by the Universal Life Church. People always ask me what I had to do, I just
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Howard the Duck (1986)
The first trip I ever took as a professional was to a conference in Bloomington, Minn. My hotel was just a sprawling parking lot away from the Mall of America. I’d been to the
Read More »Wes Anderson’s “Moonrise Kingdom” Trailer Released
Either you love Wes Anderson or you hate him. One thing is for sure, he is the best out there at making those stylistic, arty movies that stars have flocked to, some again and
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: The Lonely Lady (1983)
When I was young, I tried to be cool. I’d guess most of us did. Some of the things that I thought would make me cool were a Starter jacket, 2Pac’s discography, bleach blonde
Read More »Avoid the Trapdoor, Become an Archetype: Zooey Deschanel & Television
“Maybe there’s a trapdoor under my chair, and I’ll just disappear.” -Franny Glass in J.D. Salinger’s chronically under appreciated Franny and Zooey Zooey Claire Deschanel was born on January 17, 1980. Her parents named
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Inchon (1982)
When I was in college, it was determined that I’d need two of my wisdom teeth removed. This is not an uncommon thing to happen. I remember being really anxious as the date drew
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