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Opinion pieces from members of the Direct Geek team.
Hollywood Trash Heap: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
My childhood conversations with God mostly amounted to me asking Him, in my head, to move something if He was real. Surely nothing ever moved, but that didn’t stop my continued instance that He
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Cocktail (1988)
While all the other high-schoolers were drinking like fish, young Nick Honeck was “sober since ’82.” It isn’t just that I’d never been drunk, I’d never even willingly took a drink of alcohol until
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Leonard Part 6 (1987)
I met one of my best friends, Matt, in a writing class. This wasn’t a college class, it was a class we both elected to take as professional in our free time. He was
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
In the summer of 2010, I performed my first wedding services as an officiant. I got ordained online by the Universal Life Church. People always ask me what I had to do, I just
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Howard the Duck (1986)
The first trip I ever took as a professional was to a conference in Bloomington, Minn. My hotel was just a sprawling parking lot away from the Mall of America. I’d been to the
Read More »Discontent: Not a review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
A couple notes: I’m talking about Guy Ritchie’s latest Sherlock Holmes film. Things I don’t care about in the world include the recent BBC Sherlock, and anything else Stephen Moffat does with his life.
Read More »Hollywood Trash Heap: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
I’ve always told people I like cats more than dogs. This probably isn’t true. What I mean is that I think cats are more interesting than dogs. For the most part, the motives of
Read More »So You Want To Watch Star Trek: DS9? – Season 4
A Triumphant Return! Oh, Internet, I can’t begin to tell you of the horrors I’ve navigated in order to return to you. Well I can, but I’d rather not. I can summarize: they were horrible.
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